Big Hair Network Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

Which purple TV star isn’t so friendly behind the scenes of his popular show? Insiders say he pretends to enjoy peanut butter sandwiches on-screen, but when the cameras are off he returns to his carnivorous T-Rex ways. More than one young guest has been given the “A-1 Steak Sauce Treatment,” while parents are silenced with hush money and a lifetime supply of truly annoying DVDs.

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