#3 - You have a hard time disguising your resentment.
#10 - After dinner, you are forced to slip on your old maternity pants.
Shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, testing, acceptance…then one day later, it starts to grow mold and you have to throw it out. Happy Halloween!
Ah, how things change.
A potentially life-or-death guide for kids (and husbands) who attempt to approach Mom in the midst of her first cup of coffee: