We can think of A LOT more than 11, but this is a good start.

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If only childbirth WERE full of sprinkles and strawberries.

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These sperm cupcakes are sure to go over swimmingly with guests.

Four out of five cannibals agreed this cupcake looked delicious.

Yes, that would be a dismembered baby in the birth canal. Congratulations, mom-to-be!

Finally — a shower dessert that paints a realistic picture of a new parent’s nights with baby.

Here’s a precious “alien chest burster” baby cake. Unfortunately for guests, there is no way to consume such a cake without being impregnated by an alien. Surprise!

Ah, yes, the ol’ crustacean baby shower cake. Keep waiting for The Little Mermaid‘s Sebastian to pop up and start singing, “Under the C(-section)…

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If Burger King were having a baby, this would be his baby shower cake.

From the baker’s J.Lo-inspired collection.

“Wassup, ladies.  Any good games on TV?”

Wow.  What a good-sized cake.  Congrats, indeed!

Don’t judge — it’s obviously cold in the womb.

I’m not blushing, YOU’RE BLUSHING.

Oh dear. This one definitely calls for a C-section. Also: she may have eaten her twin. 🙁

Just keeping you abreast of the latest Pamela Anderson-inspired baby shower cake trends.

So… sexy.

This is what happens when trying to shave your legs becomes hazardous. Hairy legs, don’t care.

That’s okay.  You can pick it up in a couple months.

Oh, hello there, new friends.

Truth.

No exaggeration.