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6 Adorable Babies Flipping the Bird

Babies AND the middle finger: two of my favorite things! (Especially when they’re mine.)

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“Yo. Dude. If you shove that camera in my face ONE more time…

“Go away, Camera Lady, you’re getting in the way of my boobie juice!”

“Can’t I just eat IN PEACE for once?”

Baby sign language for “I am SO over this photo session.”

“And… THIS is for saying I resemble an old man.”

The happiest bird-flipper I ever did see.

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10 Ways Babies Resemble Drunk College Students

They have a surprising amount in common.

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(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*)

10. They have no problem passing out in strange places.

9. Bulk up by indulging in frequent late-night feedings.

8. Embarrassing lack of coordination.

7. Often regurgitate/spit up all over you if they drink too much.

Source: Candy Kirby

6.   Takes little-to-no encouragement to get them to lift up their shirts.

5.  Have problems focusing their eyes.

4.  Able to chug without taking a breath for impressive amount of time.

3.  Responsive to people talking to them like a baby.

2.  Woeful bladder control.

Source: Candy Kirby

1.  Blissfully unaware of people posting pictures of them looking drunk on the Internet.

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