“Nobody is impressed by how Charlie Brown reaches across the aisle to Lucy’s football.”
"The Great Twatsby."
"If any of them had lips, I'd tell them to kiss my ENTIRE ass!"
"Unlike all the Plan B I bought in November 2016, you smug chodes are past your expiration date."
“Always be my orange face clown.” Awwww.
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His calendar provides irrefutable proof.
Missing, along with all actresses over 35
Unique opportunity to make endless “The baby is crowning!” jokes.
Her endorsement went something like this...
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“I couldn’t believe it at first, but then they showed my front with a black bar across my eyes,” she says.
“Nobody is impressed by how Charlie Brown reaches across the aisle to Lucy’s football.”
"The Great Twatsby."
"If any of them had lips, I'd tell them to kiss my ENTIRE ass!"
"Unlike all the Plan B I bought in November 2016, you smug chodes are past your expiration date."
“Always be my orange face clown.” Awwww.
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