"Get rid of the couches; we can't let people know we SIT."
"Unlike all the Plan B I bought in November 2016, you smug chodes are past your expiration date."
The comedic trifecta.
Ugh, we hate it when we can't find our vintage forks.
Mace. A Taser. A sawed-off shotgun. Alurn.
"But don't say a word against our QUEEN, Julia Roberts."
Symptoms include having to stop suddenly in the middle of the street to capture a picture of your feet.
Do you know how Mrs. Claus met Santa? Find out that, and more, in our Little-Known Facts About Mrs. Claus, courtesy of Twitter!
“Always be my orange face clown.” Awwww.
It's more of a process than the movies would lead you to believe.
“Now it’s racist to paint your face black for Halloween,” Megyn cries. Well, yes, yes it is. Here's why.
She performed the song in response to Donald Trump's ridiculous claim that it's a "very scary time for young men in America."
This is why it’s so important to document EVERYTHING YOU DO with your child on social media.
