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‘House Hunters’ Haikus

“Husband hates granite / Wife wants a mansion for free …”

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We’ve spent countless Friday nights at home in our pajamas, drinking boxed wine and screaming at the couples on House Hunters that they should have picked house #3. (Seriously! Damon hates craftsman homes and Jenna’s going to regret getting that fixer-upper with the pink bathroom tiles!) So as a token of appreciation to our favorite HGTV show, here are just a few haikus we’ve written in celebration of it.

Husband hates granite
Wife wants a mansion for free
Realtor rethinks job

Some say show is fake
House already in escrow
But we are still hooked

I’d Rather Be Home
on Couch Watching House Hunters
Good bumper sticker

International
Makes me long for life abroad
‘Til I see li’l rooms

Small budget, first house
Makes for really boring show
Bigger is better

She demands fixer
He loathes tools and mess and work
Divorce court ahead

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The Funniest Tweets About “Game Of Thrones” Season 8, Episode 3

“Game Of Thrones” Season 8, Episode 3 was epic, as were the reactions on social media.

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Busy Philipps Recaps 2019 Golden Globes Fashion Trends

“But don’t say a word against our QUEEN, Julia Roberts.”

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January 7, 2019

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If you haven’t been watching Busy Philipps’ new late-night show, Busy Tonight, THEN WHY THE HELL NOT?! She’s a breath of fresh air in a field overrun with political jokes (as much as I love me some Megyn Kelly jabs) and white dudes, making you feel like you’re chatting with your best friend who just happens to share your obsession with Oprah and can pull off a red lip better than you. Here’s a clip from her Golden Globes special last night, which quickly touches upon some of the style trends on the red carpet, including yellow and nude dresses, plus an ice skating-inspired ensemble from Timothée Chalamet.