Uncontrollable gas and hormones and cravings... oh my!
“Nobody is impressed by how Charlie Brown reaches across the aisle to Lucy’s football.”
"Get rid of the couches; we can't let people know we SIT."
Mace. A Taser. A sawed-off shotgun. Alurn.
“Always be my orange face clown.” Awwww.
“Now it’s racist to paint your face black for Halloween,” Megyn cries. Well, yes, yes it is. Here's why.
She performed the song in response to Donald Trump's ridiculous claim that it's a "very scary time for young men in America."
This is why it’s so important to document EVERYTHING YOU DO with your child on social media.
PRO TIP: If you’re all out of regret, feel free to substitute a sprinkle of anguish instead. Bon appétit!
“Basically the reason Brooklyn is full of Midwesterners.”