“Always be my orange face clown.” Awwww.

Taylor Swift, who has been famously quiet on politics, surprised fans by using her massive Instagram platform to endorse Democratic Senate candidate Phil Bredesen in deep red Tennessee, citing concern for women’s and gay rights. Her endorsement went something like this:

Just as the “golden shower” comedy bonanza subsided, Bad Lip Reading is bringing us more laughs with an instant classic: Trump’s inauguration coverage

Melania Trump kicks off the day by awkwardly bringing Michelle Obama a gift of pretzels. President Obama smiles and tells President Trump, “you suuuuuck.” Trump informs Michelle, “I like your nail polish, but not too much.”

However, the breakout stars of the show are an unlikely pair in the supporting roles: former first lady, Secretary of State, and popular vote winner Hillary Clinton — and former President George W. Bush.

“Looks like we have a problem,” George admits to Hillary on the sidelines.

“Yep. Leave it to me, okay?” she says. “We’re gonna squeeze him.”

Yup, Bush is going to need his “big-boy shirt” for this.