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The 7 Stages of Putting on Spanx
Before you squeeze yourself into the torture device, it’s important to know these seven stages.
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11 Worst Things Your Hairdresser Could Say To You
When you wish they would just stick to the awkward small talk.
1. “Don’t worry. It’ll grow back.”
2. “Wow. Your kids have given you a LOT of grey hairs, huh?”
3. “I’ve seen straw with more moisture than your hair.”
4. “SURPRISE! I gave you the Donald Trump ‘do!”
5. “These highlights will detract from the dark circles under your eyes.”
6. “Is this YOUR chunk of burning hair in the curling iron?”
7. “I have to warn you — I like to talk A LOT…”
8. “Before I turn you around to look in the mirror, you may want to take a deep breath.”
9. “This is my first day out of the training academy!”
10. “Oops.”
11. “HOLY CRAP, RUN — ALIENS ARE INVADING THE SALON!!!”
Let’s be honest: better this than crooked bangs.
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Uncontrollable gas and hormones and cravings... oh my!
Jon Voight Says Trump is “the Greatest President Since Abraham Lincoln” — and Lincoln Responds
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Okay, this is getting out of hand...
Table of Contents from Donald Trump Jr.’s New Book, You Can’t Spell Treason Without “Son”
Only we have an exclusive sneak peek!
6 Adorable Babies Flipping the Bird
Babies AND the middle finger: two of my favorite things! (Especially when they’re mine.)
Samantha Bee to Democratic Candidates Going on Fox News: “You Just Look Stupid”
“Nobody is impressed by how Charlie Brown reaches across the aisle to Lucy’s football.”
These Suggested Titles for Donald Trump Jr’s New Book Are Hilarious
"The Great Twatsby."
‘House Hunters’ Haikus
"Husband hates granite / Wife wants a mansion for free ..."
How to Dress for the Job You Made Up So You Wouldn’t Have to Volunteer at Your Kid’s School Anymore
With the right wardrobe, the Room Mom will stop asking you to decorate Ms. Perkins’ door for Teacher Appreciation Week...
SNL’s Leslie Jones Tears Into Alabama’s Abortion Ban: “You Cannot Tell Me What I Can Do with My Body”
"If any of them had lips, I'd tell them to kiss my ENTIRE ass!"
This is Every Mom Before Company Arrives
"Get rid of the couches; we can't let people know we SIT."
Samantha Bee Offers Sex Ed for “F*cking Idiot” Alabama Senators
"Unlike all the Plan B I bought in November 2016, you smug chodes are past your expiration date."
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