Well, this is wonderful news: Don Jr. has landed a book deal! We haven’t been this excited since Eric Trump announced he was launching his own cereal…

And what better way to celebrate this big news than with these supportive book title suggestions?

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

The Tax Man Cometh

Coward’s End

Triumph of the Shill

A Fail in Two Cities

Little Lord Flauntleroy

The Great Twatsby

Twelve Years a Slave to Russian Banks

No Expectations

Malice in Blunderland

Collusion Runs Through It#DonJrBookTitles

— Pseudolus (@Undershafted) May 22, 2019

– The Liar, the Snitch, and the War Crimes
– Moby Dickhead
– Animal Harm
– White Pride & Prejudice
– Of ICE and Men
– Don of Bowling Green Gables
– A Tinkle in Crime
– To Kill a Democracy
– Grifty Shades of Grey
– The Catcher in the Lie
– The Boy Schmuck Club
#DonJrBookTitles

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 22, 2019

“Stronger than my Chin” #DonJrBookTitles

— Beth (@bethytrain) May 22, 2019

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gross #DonJrBookTitles

— kyla (@whatkyIasaid) May 22, 2019

The Brat In The Hat #DonJrBookTitles pic.twitter.com/4MTnyLSBHL

— LisaMarie 🇺🇸 (@indianaoldsoul) May 22, 2019

“Shooting The Elephant In The Room” #DonJrBookTitles https://t.co/3k4au4mzs4

— SassyFrassanach (@SassyFrassanach) May 22, 2019

Even Junior joined the fun.

Since the haters (and @IvankaTrump) are having fun with #DonJrBookTitles I figured I’d join in… Title and Cover. Hows this?

Trump On The Stump #yourewelcome pic.twitter.com/Th6WdlTvvM

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 22, 2019

SEE ALSO: Table of Contents from Donald Trump Jr.’s New Book, You Can’t Spell Treason Without “Son”

Comedic performer Chris Fleming is “Gayle” — who, in this video, is pretty much every mom (myself included) getting the house ready for visitors.

It. Is. Hysterical. Because it’s true.

“We’ve got to clean the house now, now, NOW people. I want this place looking like Disney on ice in one minute. Terry, if you haven’t made your bed, throw it away it’s too late to make it now! Company is coming! Get rid of the couches, we can’t let people know we SIT. This chair needs to be pushed in there cannot be any sign of LIVING in this house. I don’t care if we have to throw everything out, I want this place looking like a new Mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. AAAAAAAHHHHH.”

Oh, yes. The Internet had some thoughts about that episode. MANY thoughts, in fact.

#1 –

Me trying to see where the Dothraki went pic.twitter.com/jwaRMN3qFt

— Karina (@delgadokarinaa) April 29, 2019

#2 –

S08E03 spoilers without context:#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/QdaSgOZYWN

— Nouni (@akaNouniii) April 29, 2019

#3 –

The Dothraki army 10 seconds into the war like: pic.twitter.com/sIUQxaAUnK

— Dellon🇹🇹 (@_King_Dellon_) April 29, 2019

#4 –

lmao so wait for the rest of the show they’re going to fight a pregnant lady and a pirate

— ‘Weird Alex’ Pareene (@pareene) April 29, 2019

#5 –

Everyone in the crypts right now #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/xVgRBRvDxN

— Jack Maier (@jackmaier13) April 29, 2019

#6 –

She hit the Night King with a full clip. And he stood there like. #gameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/VN8WtW3qXM

— Matthew A. Cherry 🏁 (@MatthewACherry) April 29, 2019

#7 –

Melisandre: What do we say to the god of death
Arya: Not Today
#BattleOfWinterfell #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Y3RLsRU5Cx

— iliana ⎊ (@ilianacucu) April 29, 2019

#8 –

#BattleOfWinterfell #GameofThrones Me when Night King just ressurrects every corpse in the field pic.twitter.com/Qb9XfIlX6V

— FetchyJell (@JellyFetch101) April 29, 2019

#9 –

Gendry after he learned that Arya killed the night king #GameOfThrones #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/qlynU7xh2g

— agrawatson (@agra_watson) April 29, 2019

#10 –

-No one can kill the Night King.

-Arya: I am “no one”, hold my beer, bitch.#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/iLkuZdW1LU

— ᴇᴏʟᴏᴄᴀᴏꜱ (@eolocaos) April 29, 2019

#11 –

Damn Kim where are your prioroties #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Yg0VpbUay3

— Kiri (@Kiri101singh) April 29, 2019