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“The Great Twatsby.”
Well, this is wonderful news: Don Jr. has landed a book deal! We haven’t been this excited since Eric Trump announced he was launching his own cereal…
And what better way to celebrate this big news than with these supportive book title suggestions?
Pride and Extreme Prejudice
The Tax Man Cometh
Coward’s End
Triumph of the Shill
A Fail in Two Cities
Little Lord Flauntleroy
The Great Twatsby
Twelve Years a Slave to Russian Banks
No Expectations
Malice in Blunderland
Collusion Runs Through It#DonJrBookTitles
— Pseudolus (@Undershafted) May 22, 2019
– The Liar, the Snitch, and the War Crimes
– Moby Dickhead
– Animal Harm
– White Pride & Prejudice
– Of ICE and Men
– Don of Bowling Green Gables
– A Tinkle in Crime
– To Kill a Democracy
– Grifty Shades of Grey
– The Catcher in the Lie
– The Boy Schmuck Club
#DonJrBookTitles— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 22, 2019
“Stronger than my Chin” #DonJrBookTitles
— Beth (@bethytrain) May 22, 2019
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gross #DonJrBookTitles
— kyla (@whatkyIasaid) May 22, 2019
The Brat In The Hat #DonJrBookTitles pic.twitter.com/4MTnyLSBHL
— LisaMarie 🇺🇸 (@indianaoldsoul) May 22, 2019
“Shooting The Elephant In The Room” #DonJrBookTitles https://t.co/3k4au4mzs4
— SassyFrassanach (@SassyFrassanach) May 22, 2019
Even Junior joined the fun.
Since the haters (and @IvankaTrump) are having fun with #DonJrBookTitles I figured I’d join in… Title and Cover. Hows this?
Trump On The Stump #yourewelcome pic.twitter.com/Th6WdlTvvM
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 22, 2019
SEE ALSO: Table of Contents from Donald Trump Jr.’s New Book, You Can’t Spell Treason Without “Son”
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