Pregnancy Humor
15 Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Wild and… Whoa!
Alien chest bursters, sperm-inspired desserts and explicit labor… oh my!
If only childbirth WERE full of sprinkles and strawberries.
These sperm cupcakes are sure to go over swimmingly with guests.
Four out of five cannibals agreed this cupcake looked delicious.
Yes, that would be a dismembered baby in the birth canal. Congratulations, mom-to-be!
Finally — a shower dessert that paints a realistic picture of a new parent’s nights with baby.
Here’s a precious “alien chest burster” baby cake. Unfortunately for guests, there is no way to consume such a cake without being impregnated by an alien. Surprise!
Ah, yes, the ol’ crustacean baby shower cake. Keep waiting for The Little Mermaid‘s Sebastian to pop up and start singing, “Under the C(-section)…
If Burger King were having a baby, this would be his baby shower cake.
From the baker’s J.Lo-inspired collection.
“Wassup, ladies. Any good games on TV?”
Wow. What a good-sized cake. Congrats, indeed!
Don’t judge — it’s obviously cold in the womb.
I’m not blushing, YOU’RE BLUSHING.
Oh dear. This one definitely calls for a C-section. Also: she may have eaten her twin. 🙁
Just keeping you abreast of the latest Pamela Anderson-inspired baby shower cake trends.
Pregnancy Humor
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Uncontrollable gas and hormones and cravings… oh my!
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5 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day During Pregnancy
Check out these totally serious tips.
Your energy might be flagging as you grow that baby in your belly, but thankfully, it doesn’t take much energy to help save the earth! Our experts impart some, um, “creative” tips for celebrating Earth Day while pregnant:
1. Conserve water by eating off your belly. Then no need to wash dishes!
2. Recycle glass jars into porta-potties! (Hey, you never know when the urge is gonna strike.)
3. Instead of driving to work, succumb to what you really want to do — staying home and sleeping. Think of all the greenhouse gas emissions you’ll save! When your boss asks why you’re not at the office, just let her know: “It’s for the environment.”
An environmentalist at work.
4. Buy a reusable water bottle that not only cuts down on plastic consumption, but reflects your feelings.
5. Compost what you eat every day!
So… sexy.
This is what happens when trying to shave your legs becomes hazardous. Hairy legs, don’t care.
That’s okay. You can pick it up in a couple months.
Oh, hello there, new friends.
Truth.
No exaggeration.
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6 Adorable Babies Flipping the Bird
Babies AND the middle finger: two of my favorite things! (Especially when they’re mine.)
Samantha Bee to Democratic Candidates Going on Fox News: “You Just Look Stupid”
“Nobody is impressed by how Charlie Brown reaches across the aisle to Lucy’s football.”
These Suggested Titles for Donald Trump Jr’s New Book Are Hilarious
"The Great Twatsby."
‘House Hunters’ Haikus
"Husband hates granite / Wife wants a mansion for free ..."
How to Dress for the Job You Made Up So You Wouldn’t Have to Volunteer at Your Kid’s School Anymore
With the right wardrobe, the Room Mom will stop asking you to decorate Ms. Perkins’ door for Teacher Appreciation Week...
SNL’s Leslie Jones Tears Into Alabama’s Abortion Ban: “You Cannot Tell Me What I Can Do with My Body”
"If any of them had lips, I'd tell them to kiss my ENTIRE ass!"
This is Every Mom Before Company Arrives
"Get rid of the couches; we can't let people know we SIT."
Samantha Bee Offers Sex Ed for “F*cking Idiot” Alabama Senators
"Unlike all the Plan B I bought in November 2016, you smug chodes are past your expiration date."
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