Politics
8 Rejected First Tweets from President Obama
He was bummed these didn’t make it onto the official account. 🙁
Well, well, well. Look who joined the 21st century today!
Yes, President Barack Obama is finally stepping foot into where it all happens: Twitter, the Land of Hashtags, Emojis and 40something Men Who Enjoy Declaring the Twitterverse “FAT LOOSERS!” from the Comfort of Their Parents’ Basements. And although the president’s premier Tweet was kinda cute and tinged with his signature humor, it turns out it wasn’t his first attempt. Here are eight Tweets that the president was bummed didn’t make it onto the official account:
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